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17/03/2018
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One of Fertilian’s best and most respected judges was found guilty of treason. He was accused of having given crucial information about our great nation’s product Ferpillians. Judge Evenge was found to have the formula of the pill in his possession.
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One of our country’s secret agents had been following the judge for a while and was able to collect enough evidence to bring R. Evenge to court. After weeks of investigations, debates and interrogations, the judge confessed. He wanted to sell his information to the country with the highest bidder. Our government remains calm and calls out to you, the people of Fertilia, to do the same. Stay attentive for strange events and report any suspicious thing that could harm our country’s safety.
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Judge Evenge will be imprisoned on Death Row island and will join the Death Row games later this year. He will work in our nuclear station to repay you and the country for his betrayal.
N.A.J.
Judge R. Evenge found GUILTY!!
Fertilians are the happiest people in the world
15/03/2018
According to scientific research and experiments it appears that we, Fertilians, are the happiest people in the UBN.
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Scientist R. U. Kidding, head of the research team, says: “We interviewed and tested 5.000 people of each country according to how happy they really are. We did psychological tests, asked questions about their economic situation, their sex life, if they were happy with the political system of their country, …
The results were astounding. ¾ of the Fertilian people is very happy which is 25% higher than the second happiest country Greyland.
N.A.J.
